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No silver spoon. No sommelier training. Just a boy from Swansea who's lived in London, fallen in love with rosé in Hong Kong, and somehow ended up in rural Oxfordshire — obsessing over wine in his forties.

Wine doesn't have to be posh.

I spent the first forty-odd years of my life thinking wine was for people who went to university or had a postcode that didn't start with SA. In Swansea, you had beer — end of story.

"Hong Kong is where it clicked. Someone handed me a glass of Provençal rosé on a rooftop in Central and I thought — where has this been all my life?"

This blog is my honest, no-frills journey through the world of wine — from a Swansea kid who went to London, then Hong Kong, and now somehow lives in the Oxfordshire countryside with chickens and a decent wine rack.

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How a Rooftop in Hong Kong Turned a Swansea Rugby Boy into a Wine Obsessive

I'm a lad from Swansea who played rugby, moved to London, ended up in Hong Kong — and came home a completely different drinker. It started with a glass of rosé...

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A Fiver from Tesco That Punched Way Above Its Weight

Didn't expect much. Got a lot. Full review inside.

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What Does "Tannic" Actually Mean? And Why Should I Care?

Translated from wine-twat into proper English.

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Taking My Old Rugby Mates to a Wine Bar — What Happened Next

Seven ex-props and one Pinot Grigio. Nobody got hurt.

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Wine Tour of the Rhône on a Budget — My Holiday Notes

40+
Years Before the First Sip

Who's writing this, then?

Born and raised in Swansea. Grew up in a house where wine meant a bottle of Liebfraumilch at Christmas, if you were lucky. Played rugby, moved to London, then somehow ended up in Hong Kong for a few years — which is where everything changed.

A rooftop bar, a glass of cold Provençal rosé, and suddenly I understood what all the fuss was about. Now I'm living in rural Oxfordshire, surrounded by fields and farmers' markets, drinking far too much wine and writing about it honestly — for normal people who don't need the pretension.

Born Swansea
Lived: London · HK · Oxon
Former Rugby Player
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